1826 pets
Daned's Profile
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Daned
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| Character: | Daned (A) | |
| Realm & Rank: | Feathermoon-us (#1) | |
| Connected Rank: | Feathermoon-us (#3) | |
| Pets Collected: | 1856 /1879 |
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0/1892 — Appearance 0 /1860 — Battle
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| Joined: | July 28, 2008 | |
| Last Online: | Yesterday | |
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Comments (28) Forum Posts (47) |
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Daned Says:
"Ah, the Emerald Dream! Home of sleepy spirits and an over-abundance of skunks. Render unto me your tiny and unwanted so that I may lavish them with fine treats and weirdly-specific combat training regimens against a little girl and her demonic cohort. Soon you shall be tiny yet mighty, like a chicken-o-war! Seeds will be planted and grown with such greatness and frequency that the very dimension will plead "Take your damn pets and go!" And I will take them, and then ask "Y'all got any more o' them pets?" Like a hero would."
Daned's Collection: View Daned's Pets
Pet Score 14829 |
1856 Unique Pets |
1844 Pets at Max Level* |
1878 Duplicates |
25.0 Average Pet Level* |
1 Poor 0.1% |
1 Common 0.1% |
4 Uncommon 0.2% |
1850 Rare 99.7% |
0 Epic 0.0% |
0 Legendary 0.0% |
| Realm & Rank | #129 Site Rank |
About Daned:
"Hello! I see you may have noticed my prized Rocket Chicken! It is no mere feathered fowl, but a mighty beast of war, forged in endless battle and clad in the mightiest of chickeny armors! Gaze down upon its tiny might and wonder.
Many do not realize the power of the chicken. They are said to be related to the dinosaurs and if one visits Un'Goro one can see the true terror of those great lizards. Chickens are the true inheritor of their might and wrath. Did you know that a flock of chickens can skeletonize a cow in under a minute? They simply choose not to, out of decorum.
Many a great hero has been laid low by a chicken. I heard a tale of a brave warrior who entered a town and saved it from a dragon, but in his task he was uncautious and struck down a sacred chicken! So enraged were the townsfolk with this miscreant that they rampaged forward, guards and all, to attack him for his sin!
Another story tells of a hero who would mercilessly inflict cruelty on damsel hens. Woe be unto him for upon hearing her cries of despair he himself was disapatched by an outraged horde of feathery judgement!
My greatest steed is also a mighty magical rooster. Let me tell you that having such a beast between my legs has brought gasps forth from more than one on-looker. I have also attempted to ride smaller chickens but they tend to flatten. Perhaps with two tied to each foot? Hmm... But I digress.
To quote a great hero 'at least I have chicken.' Yes, brave Leroy, at least you have chicken. At least we all have chicken."
- Daned the Insane
