An Ode to Vanity Pets

is for Ancona, a chicken of gray.

is for Blood Parrot; "Bloodsails all the way!"

is for Cockroach, an Undead delight.

is for Dark Whelpling, an adorable sight.

is for Egbert, who's got severe ADD.

is for Firefly, that'll glow when set free.

is for Gurky, a dancing pink murloc.

is for Hyacinth, the rarest of the flock.

is for imp, a Mini Diablo, so frail.

is for Jubling, who drinks Dark Iron Ale.

is for Kingsnake, as black as can be.

is for Lil' Smoky, who spews smoke and debris.

is for Maine Coon—could we ever forget?

is for Netherwhelp; I've got mine, so I'm set.

is for Oozeling, with an aura of disgust.

is for Panda Cub; Collector's Edition or bust!

is for quest, with a Miniwing reward.

is for Red, a Dragonhawk of the Horde.

is for Speedy, in his little Turtle Box.

is for Toothy, one of four baby crocs.

is for underpants, like the Helper Gnomes collect.

is for vegetable, a Sinister Squashling I suspect.

is for Willy, with sleep he is smitten.

is for Xavaric—I heard he has a White Kitten...

is for Yeti, the Tranquil Mechanical type.

is for Zergling, loving the Starcraft II hype.

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